*You'd See This Plastered all over PC and Social Media*

[SkinheadJon]

Satanic Church of San Andreas

Satanic Church of San Andreas

Press Release: 1

So, the San Andreas Police have decided to arrest, Trevor Kudlow on false claims and false charges. The corruption of these cops are the same of the Christian Churches. That's why the cops are corrupt because a sense of power can make someone Loopy. Join The Satanic Church Of San Andreas Today.

“Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!” - Anton Szandor LaVey


Radio Channel: 1666 Head Offices Phone: 4275649

 

[Nick99]

*Paulie Rinzivillo observes the poster, sighing as he rips it and throws it in a trash bin*
Paulie Rinzivillo says: Madon', what's wrong with people now-a-days?

 

[Nesset]

**Steven Walker glances to the poster as he walks by, stopping himself before walking over to the poster, ripping it off the wall and throwing it into his Super GT thinking to himself "this would be a good firestarter"**

 

[Skypo]

*Would browse past his Twitter timeline on his Samsung Galaxy phone noticing the advert nodding*
Hmm.. Yeah. Ya'll just join the team that's obviously on the losing side.
*Tosses his phone away into the sofa*
*Would start to pray to God Almighty asking the owners and participants of the Satanic church to be forgiven*

 

[Robert]

**As Alex Walker emerges from his R.V. Stationed in Palomino Creek, he soon afterwards walks to the PC library. He looks at the post board, before noticing a flyer**

Alex Walker [Canadian Accent]: What in bloody hell is this garbage? This seems evil and despicable. Whoever did this will pay.

**He proceeds to rip the flyer off the post before tossing it into the trash, spitting after it briefly, before walking into the Townhall, signing his check**

 

[Donuts]

**A man wearing a brown-breeze suit would walk up to the poster, looking at it, starting to read it over, as the man would elevate the cigar in his hand, to his mouth, grasping it to his lips, taking an inhale**

Hmm..Sata-... **coughs** Satanic Church huh? Here's what I think.

**The man would press the cigar against the material of the poster, burning a hole at the satanic symbol, dumping the cigar onto the floor, walking off**