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Daoud

Bronze Member
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Messages
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<00:28:24> "Cock2": SAST all Locked rooms?
<00:28:33> "Cock1": Not all just some
<00:28:46> *** You are now talking in channel: "San Andreas State Troopers - Dispatch"
<00:28:52> *** You are now talking in channel: "San Andreas Fire Brigade"
<00:29:03> "Cock2": were did you go?
<00:29:14> "Cock1": FUck they are i the interview room [DO NOT DISTURB]
<00:29:51> "Cock1": I wouldnt try it just yeta
<00:29:52> "Cock2": i think 8 words
<00:30:05> "Cock1": What happened to all of the owned cars on the Server?
<00:30:07> "Cock2": what?
<00:30:10> "Cock2": Lol
<00:30:13> "Cock1": theres like none at all
<00:30:42> "Cock2": weeeee
<00:30:42> "Cock1": Lee Chan... Cant here computers fucked, Type what ever your saying
<00:30:49> "Cock2": XD
<00:30:56> "Cock2": He's comp fuck up
<00:31:07> "Lee Chan": Alec scripted it to where peoples cars don't appear if they are offline.
<00:31:11> "Cock1": Im really Daoud_Sogoba
<00:31:13> "Cock1": Ohh
<00:31:15> "Cock1": Nice
<00:31:29> "Lee Chan": ok
<00:31:44> "Lee Chan": (.)(.)
<00:32:01> "Daniel Angeles-Crack Dealer": weeee
<00:32:06> "Daoud_Sogoba": Boobsssssss *Me grabs his dick and starts rubbing.*
<00:32:14> "Daoud_Sogoba": Ohhhhh yeah....
<00:32:23> "Daniel Angeles-Hitman": weee
<00:32:32> "Daoud_Sogoba": DAniel yur a hitman?
<00:32:38> "Rucka Rucka Ali": yeh i think
<00:33:00> "Rucka Rucka ali": lol
<00:33:10> "Rucka Rucka ali": ruckaworld.com
<00:33:21> "Rucka Rucka Ali": http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/polka-dot-big-tits-asian-honey.jpg
<00:33:21> "Rucka Rucka ali": I walk up to the police in detroit city
<00:33:34> "Rucka Rucka ali": nam like excuse me officer im trying to find some weed
<00:34:01> "Rucka Rucka ali": hes like shit so are we wgy dont you role with me were gonna go round pulling over some minorites
<00:34:15> "Rucka Rucka ali": Wow Nice PIc
<00:35:07> "Rucka Rucka Ali": And im Like Excuse me officer i'm trying to find some weed and he's like shit so are we why don't you roll with me
<00:35:21> "Rucka Rucka Ali": where?
<00:36:49> "Rucka Rucka ali": well just looking for some weed..
<00:36:53> "Rucka Rucka Ali": cops rolllin round goin 60 when we see a trick ass bitch we gonna tell a hoe to drop them titties
<00:37:49> "Rucka Rucka ali": Go cops we the fuzz lets go storm the barber shop sure its nice being white haha just kidding black guys
<00:39:47> "Rucka Rucka Ali": go cops get the dogs let's go fuck with old folks that's right let's get high and pull over black guys get buzzed smoke some drugs bitch i'm rollin with the fuzz now po po po po XD po po po po
<00:40:12> "Rucka Rucka ali": Yup
<00:41:09> "Rucka Rucka Ali": weee i love it
<00:41:23> "Rucka Rucka Ali": 1st go Cops
<00:41:27> "Rucka Rucka Ali": 2nd Banana peels

 

Jhay_Wilson

Bronze Member
Joined
Jan 17, 2010
Messages
162
Location
Manila,Philippines
I walk up to the police in Detroit city,
and I'm like
excuse me officer I'm trying to find some weed,
and he's like
shit, so are we, why don't you roll with me,
we're gonna
go around pulling over some minorities.

That's what I'm talking about.

Get up in the police ride,
crack a 40oz inside,
nigga we be gettin' high.

Me and the cops rollin' around going 60,
when we see a trick ass bitch,
we're gonna tell a hoe to drop them titties.


Chorus:
Go cops, get the dogs, let's go fuck with old folks,
that's right, let's get high, and pull over black guys.
Get buzzes, smoke some drugs, bitch I'm rollin' with the fuzz now.

Po po po po,
po po po po.

Smoke rocks, with the cops, let's go storm the barber shop,
It sure is nice, being white, haha, just kidding black guys.
Waving guns at some nuns, bitch bend over we the fuzz hoe.

Po po po po,
po po po po.


So we pull up the police car right up to KFC,
and we're like
gimme a chicken sandwich and waffle fries for free,
but everyone ran out the store and we're like,
hey, come back here
I'm just hungry I won't search you for no crack rocks n..
that's just awful
get up out the police car, police unleash the dogs,
dogs are chasing people down the road.

Bark bark bark bark.

Me and the cops driving down uptown, tryna find someone brown,
pull over someone brown,
let's pull over someone brown.


Chorus:
Go cops, get the dogs, let's go fuck with old folks,
that's right, let's get high, and pull over black guys.
Get buzzes, smoke some drugs, bitch I'm rollin' with the fuzz now.

Po po po po,
po po po po.

Smoke rocks, with the cops, let's go storm the barber shop,
It sure is nice, being white, haha, just kidding black guys.
Waving guns at some nuns, bitch bend over we the fuzz hoe.

Po po po po,
po po po po.


They pull me over and they're like:
"yo, my bad, i though you were a black guy.
I said:
"It's fine, you see, I'm white, but I look black when I'm dancing.

They pull me over and they're like:
"yo, my bad, i though you were indian."
I said:
"What kind? the 7-11 kind? or the kind of indian that goes blow-ow-ow-ow-ow..."
The police said:
"I honestly can't tell the difference."


Chorus:
Go cops, get the dogs, let's go fuck with old folks,
that's right, let's get high, and pull over black guys.
Get buzzes, smoke some drugs, bitch I'm rollin' with the fuzz now.

Po po po po,
po po po po.

Smoke rocks, with the cops, let's go storm the barber shop,
It sure is nice, being white, haha, just kidding black guys.
Waving guns at some nuns, bitch bend over we the fuzz hoe.

Po po po po,
po po po po.
 

Daoud

Bronze Member
Joined
Jan 15, 2010
Messages
433
Daniel did you not look at my sig


Im gonna have to kill you!!!!
More Crazy SHit

<00:38:55> "1982" is now known as "Lee_Chan"
<00:39:42> "Lee Chan" is now known as "David_Chapman"
<00:55:33> "Lee_Chan" is now known as "Mick_Foley"
<00:55:55> "Mick_Foley" is now known as "..."
<00:56:07> "..." is now known as "Lee Chan"
<00:56:15> "Jet Chan" is now known as "Mick_Foley"
<00:56:27> "Rucka Rucka Ali" disconnected (leaving)
<00:56:31> "Lee Chan" is now known as "Mick Foley."
<00:56:42> "Jon_Chapman" disconnected (leaving)
<00:57:02> "Mick Foley." is now known as "lol"
<00:57:16> "lol" is now known as "WTF"
<00:57:26> "Mick_Foley" is now known as "Chocolate Penis"
<00:57:37> "WTF" is now known as "Jet Chan"
<00:57:58> "Chocolate Penis" is now known as "Ian Burns"
<00:58:05> "Ian Burns" is now known as "Dr. Ian Burns"
<00:59:10> "Jet Chan" is now known as "Aston"
<01:00:46> "Dr. Ian Burns" is now known as "Mick is gay"
<01:00:53> "Aston" is now known as "Jet Chan"
<01:01:03> "Jemmy_Bob" is now known as "Lake_Deo (metegame)"
<01:01:08> "Jet Chan" is now known as "rofl"
<01:01:17> "rofl" is now known as "..."
<01:01:22> "Mick is gay" is now known as "Jemmy "The Retard" Bob"
<01:01:22> "..." is now known as "1982!!!"
<01:01:24> "Lake_Deo (metegame)" is now known as "Zachary James Sopata"
THERE WAS MORE BUT TS CRASHED
<01:04:31> "Mick "Chocolate Penis" Foley" is now known as "Alec"
<01:05:05> "afk" is now known as "Dr. Ian Burns"
<01:05:09> "Alec" is now known as "FUCK MICK UP ASS"
<01:05:30> "Dr. Ian Burns" is now known as "fucl"
<01:05:31> "Seuz" is now known as "Arthie McPherson"
<01:05:34> "fucl" is now known as "fuck"
<01:05:59> "fuck" is now known as "Lou Park"
<01:06:20> "Mick Foley" disconnected (Going to fuck your mom! Be back later!!)
<01:06:20> "Lou Park" is now known as "lol"
<01:06:35> "lol" is now known as "Damian_Clerks"
<01:07:01> "Arthie McPherson" is now known as "Curtis_Blesch"
<01:07:46> "Damian_Clerks" is now known as "Mick Foley"
<01:08:07> "Mick Foley" is now known as "Yass"
<01:08:35> "Yass" is now known as "Lee Chan"
<01:09:38> "Lee Chan" is now known as "David Chapman"
<01:09:46> "Curtis_Blesch" is now known as "The Spam-i-nator"
<01:10:00> "FUCK MICK UP ASS" is now known as "The Spam-a-nator"
More but i have enough i guess.

 

Ray_Allan

Bronze Member
Joined
Apr 17, 2010
Messages
383
daoud_sogoba said:
Daniel did you not look at my sig


Im gonna have to kill you!!!!
More Crazy SHit

<00:38:55> "1982" is now known as "Lee_Chan"
<00:39:42> "Lee Chan" is now known as "David_Chapman"
<00:55:33> "Lee_Chan" is now known as "Mick_Foley"
<00:55:55> "Mick_Foley" is now known as "..."
<00:56:07> "..." is now known as "Lee Chan"
<00:56:15> "Jet Chan" is now known as "Mick_Foley"
<00:56:27> "Rucka Rucka Ali" disconnected (leaving)
<00:56:31> "Lee Chan" is now known as "Mick Foley."
<00:56:42> "Jon_Chapman" disconnected (leaving)
<00:57:02> "Mick Foley." is now known as "lol"
<00:57:16> "lol" is now known as "WTF"
<00:57:26> "Mick_Foley" is now known as "Chocolate Penis"
<00:57:37> "WTF" is now known as "Jet Chan"
<00:57:58> "Chocolate Penis" is now known as "Ian Burns"
<00:58:05> "Ian Burns" is now known as "Dr. Ian Burns"
<00:59:10> "Jet Chan" is now known as "Aston"
<01:00:46> "Dr. Ian Burns" is now known as "Mick is gay"
<01:00:53> "Aston" is now known as "Jet Chan"
<01:01:03> "Jemmy_Bob" is now known as "Lake_Deo (metegame)"
<01:01:08> "Jet Chan" is now known as "rofl"
<01:01:17> "rofl" is now known as "..."
<01:01:22> "Mick is gay" is now known as "Jemmy "The Retard" Bob"
<01:01:22> "..." is now known as "1982!!!"
<01:01:24> "Lake_Deo (metegame)" is now known as "Zachary James Sopata"
THERE WAS MORE BUT TS CRASHED
<01:04:31> "Mick "Chocolate Penis" Foley" is now known as "Alec"
<01:05:05> "afk" is now known as "Dr. Ian Burns"
<01:05:09> "Alec" is now known as "FUCK MICK UP ASS"
<01:05:30> "Dr. Ian Burns" is now known as "fucl"
<01:05:31> "Seuz" is now known as "Arthie McPherson"
<01:05:34> "fucl" is now known as "fuck"
<01:05:59> "fuck" is now known as "Lou Park"
<01:06:20> "Mick Foley" disconnected (Going to fuck your mom! Be back later!!)
<01:06:20> "Lou Park" is now known as "lol"
<01:06:35> "lol" is now known as "Damian_Clerks"
<01:07:01> "Arthie McPherson" is now known as "Curtis_Blesch"
<01:07:46> "Damian_Clerks" is now known as "Mick Foley"
<01:08:07> "Mick Foley" is now known as "Yass"
<01:08:35> "Yass" is now known as "Lee Chan"
<01:09:38> "Lee Chan" is now known as "David Chapman"
<01:09:46> "Curtis_Blesch" is now known as "The Spam-i-nator"
<01:10:00> "FUCK MICK UP ASS" is now known as "The Spam-a-nator"
More but i have enough i guess.


WTF?
 
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