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The Kaufmann Medical Trust
Commissioner Dr. Erich Kaufmann
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For years man has searched for a simple solution to cure pain, a simple solution to boost creativity and one solution to relieve the nasty side effects experienced by those with chronic illnesses such as cancer, anorexia, AIDS, spasticity, glaucoma, chronic pain such as arthritis and even migraines.

This solution came to light in 1996. The state of San Andreas legalised the cultivation of marijuana by licensed growers for the sale to medical card holders.

We here at the Kaufmann Medical Trust celebrate our brilliance at providing you with the best herbal medicinal solutions since 1998. And we are proud to announce that today, we open our doors once again after a long battle with a legal case with Cluckin' Bell who have reported of their food outlets constantly being out of food after our patients have self medicated.

We are a fully licensed and legal service with many years in the medical practice, please see below for our current stock.


Current stock

Burns Tennessee Black

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Price: $450 /gram
A rare jewel for us to find in these parts. A luscious, mold-able black hash with a light brown center when broken. From the private collection of Dr. Ian Burns, matured for 3 years. This fine black hash welcomes your mouth with a spicy and abundant smoke flavour whilst retaining the classical taste of hashish. This product has been known to relieve nausea, enhance creativity and give the body a pain relieving high.

Kaufmann Super Skunk x Blue Cheese

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Price: $350 /gram
This is a privately bred strain straight from our founder Dr. Erich Kaufmann, we only have this for a limited time, its well worth the money. The high is almost liberating with the dense nuggets encrusted with diamond white trichosomes with a blue-green tinge. The pungent smell of skunk and cheese mixed can be smelt, fully liberating our patients.

White Widow

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Price: $200 /gram
A favorite amongst many patients. The dense buds are snow white with a trichosome rich crystal resin, perhaps warning you of the potent effects to come. You will be greeted with a powerful burst of euphoria and the energy is unleashed almost immediately, stimulating both conversation and creativity giving you the energy needed to feel good and enjoy life.

Tangerine Dream x AK47
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How to order
You must be a registered medical card holder to purchase this natural medicine from us.

Please do not hesitate to e-mail us ((PM me)) or alternatively phone us on 1337361 to place an order.


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The Kaufmann Medical Trust is a non-profit charity aimed at providing San Andreas with the ultimate medicine. We are not affiliated with Aperture Corporation or any other corporate giants.

 

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Authorized WIP from me due to this being a topic which will be edited over a long period of time.
 

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Sounds good, looks like it's a good time for me to own the "Health Clinics" we might have to work something out :)
 
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