Jester

[FrankSinatra]

I have a mint condition Jester for sale. It's a fairly uncommon vehicle and is very sporty-looking. The top speed is 105 MPH and it accelerates quickly. Great handling. Two doors. The perfect car for anyone who wants to look impressive without breaking the bank!

Starting bid: $80,000
Bid step: $5,000
Auto-win: $100,000

Happy bidding! ((I hit the lottery in case you were wondering ))

 

[FrankSinatra]

Woops, accidental post))

 

[Romdez]

70 grand as starting bid!

 

[FrankSinatra]

Good one! Go fuck yourself.

 

[Mr.Walker]

I use to own one of these. They don't do no 105 MPH. Maybe they would going do hill with the wind pushing them. Top speed is 99 MPH.

 

[FrankSinatra]

The vehicle was sold in-game, please close this auction, I don't know how or if I can)) Auction is through!

 

[Nesset]

*A man wearing sunglasses would be seen sitting next to the auction hall, smoking a cigarette, tossing it on the ground then walking into the auction house looking to the auctioneer.*

You should probably stop being a total bitch to everyone or you will eventually piss the wrong person off. At this rate, you won't be here long.

*The man could be seen slowly walking out of the auction hall. Grabbing a package of Camel filterless cigarettes from his right coat pocket, extracting one and sparking It with a zippo lighter, looking behind him shaking his head*

 

[Romdez]

How the hell is the auction through?! ((Are you even allowed to sell auction items IG?))

 

[Nesset]

How the hell is the auction through?! ((Are you even allowed to sell auction items IG?))

I dunno I was wondering the same thing))

 

[Cheesy]

((No, you aren't. It breaks rule 13.. But idk, you took it back one minute later, so let's see what happens))