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Awesomazing

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My Gun...


Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in the doorway.

I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting
there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It
certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my
surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

Either the media is wrong
or I'm in possession of
the laziest gun in the world.


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making
people fat.


The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World.


But if you take out Chicago , Detroit , Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders.


These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States .


It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data – right?
 

ficenzi

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knives kill people,shovels kill people,cars kill people,water kills people...
 

Arky

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Awesomazing said:
My Gun...


Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in the doorway.

I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting
there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It
certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my
surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

Either the media is wrong
or I'm in possession of
the laziest gun in the world.


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making
people fat.


The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World.


But if you take out Chicago , Detroit , Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders.


These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States .


It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data – right?

Sir, have you been drinking today? And exactly what kind of point are you trying to make?
 

Nicholas.

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ArkyStano said:
Awesomazing said:
My Gun...


Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in the doorway.

I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting
there, right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It
certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my
surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

Either the media is wrong
or I'm in possession of
the laziest gun in the world.


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making
people fat.


The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World.


But if you take out Chicago , Detroit , Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders.


These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States .


It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data – right?

Sir, have you been drinking today? And exactly what kind of point are you trying to make?
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