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Club UCNU (Vice City)

Ian

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Club UNCU


Info
This club is no ordinary club, but a Yacht. They call her the "Sexy Beast" as she makes her way from Vice City port to Tokyo Japan, on a once a year party tour which takes place every July. She is also one of the most exclusive clubs in the Vice City area that keeps the party going all year round! Known Celeberties attend the yearly tour range from Rapper Personality E-Flow to well known Porn Star Candy Suxx! The Club originally opened in 1982, and is still running today, under certain conditions and constantly adding events to keep the partier coming! From Legal prostitution to V.I.P. sailing to exotic locations! Only playing the best Techno.

Tour Dates
Sat & Sun: Circles Vice City
Weekdays: Stay's Ported
July 1 - June 1: Tokyo Tour and Back!​
Websites​
Http://www.TheSexyBeast.com - Boat Info
Http://www.ClubUCNU.com - Club Info (Booking and Tour Dates)
Http://www.ApertureCorperation.gov - Our Sponsors
Phone Number - 1-800-CUM-SAIL (Booking and Tour Dates)​

Misc Info
- We are not responsable for any issues with Personal Escourts while in International Waters.
- Liquire is still sold in Internation Waters, but are kept on record.
- Condoms are Provided free as part of the "Mandatory Condoms for Escourts".
- No DJs, all ran on pre-designed DJ computer software.
- Entrance is free, Drinks are not. To get onto the Yacht while sailing, it will cost you.
- Disorderly conduct will be taken seriously, be forewarned!
- Suites are on permenent reserve, Escourts have Assigned Rooms.
These rules are in place to inform you, reguarding certain inccidents.​
 

Joshy

(( thesexybeast.com is actually a site. Looks like fml from what I've read on it. ))
 

Quin

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*An African African in his late twenties with down syndrome and a huge afro haircut approaches the ship, ready to enter and have the time of his life*
*The bouncer denies the individual's entrance cause of his attire, escorting him back to land*
*The man pulls out a nerf RPG out of his adult diaper, shooting it at the ship*

*He gets restrained and is taken to a mental asylum, remaining trapped there for the rest of his days.*
 

Tmguitar397

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**The guy clicks on the link and enters the website**
**The man goes to the contact us page and clicks on send a message**
When is it passing by Palamino Lake ?
**The guy clicks send**
 
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