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Mike_Divinny

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*Advertisement appears on the TV*

Hey You!

Look out your window...

See that Hustler that you've been letting rust in the driveway?

Sell me that Hustler for a nice price!

For just the 5 minutes it would take you to sell it to me, you could skip these dumb commercials!

*Advertisement ends*

*TV breaks and lights on fire*
 

Hopkins

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Mike_Divinny said:
they are friendly to children, fat guys and hookers!
*Eric lets out a laugh as he hears this.*

Well these guys aren't going to last long.
 

Tommy

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Hopkins wrote:
Well these guys aren't going to last long.

Well , you got it right there , c'mon , children , please .... that just sucks , what about when you have to kidnap the president's son you're braking your own words!

This is stupid
((Admins , lock this , please ))
 

Skypo

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Well these guys aren't going to last long.
Well , you got it right there , c'mon , children , please .... that just sucks , what about when you have to kidnap the president's son you're braking your own words!

This is stupid
((Admins , lock this , please ))
(( WTF Monseiur.. In English please?

And Mike dude.. Smoking Cocaine? ))
but later in the day were caught smoking cocain in a yellow Buffalo.
 

Casablancas

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*Jamie watches the commercial with a raised eyebrow all the time*
*Jamie bends over towards the remote and turns out the TV*

Jamie Cook: Why the hell didn't I know this hot news?
*Jamie goes to bed and cries all night long*
 

beauhobbs

They are friendly to children, fat guys and hookers!
Dan Smith: Are that G's or Whiteys?

smoking cocain in a yellow Buffalo.
Dan Smith: You can smoke that shit!
** Dan smith adds some cocaine into his cigar. **

wrote:</cite>That was the Daily Warning![/quote] [color=Violet:8207y0v9]** Dan chokes slightly on the cigar. **[/color] Dan Smith: Fuck This TV is all f**king Bull s**t! [quote:8207y0v9]<cite> said:
*TV breaks and lights on fire*
Dan Smith: F**K! Point proven.
 

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((I was pissing myself laughing when i seen what you wrote Dan Lol...))
 

Tommy

Re: Advertisment ans shocking News

Decoy said:
((I was pissing myself laughing when i seen what you wrote Dan Lol...))
(( Well , Decoy , you got it right there , but I don't buy jokes , I sell them ))

(( Admins , please , lock this ))
 

Mike_Divinny

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(( Yay :D ))
(( I was trying to make a topic that everyone could hate after I put the advertisement... ))
(( Everyone agree that thats a Passed Failure? ))
 
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