" Lade drive is one of the most exclusive roads in San Andreas, this particular house is one of the most outstanding on the whole road. With off-street parking this is a once in a lifetime opportunity so don't miss out!"
"Bidding should start at $5,000,000 with bid-steps of $200,000. There is no autowin, trades won't be considered."
"Let me reiterate something which I said in a previous auction, which directly applies to yourself; You are evidently extremely thick or just cannot hear properly. If you don't have the cash, GET OUT! I won't accept anything less than the asking price. *sigh*"